
some people on this website are so nice i love you people
(via backintooblivion)
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
(via s-weetseptember)
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
(via backintooblivion)
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
(via caampbell33)
have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different
(Source: what-if-stars-flew-by, via s-weetseptember)
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via writewordsinthesky)