my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian